The Two Hundred and Eighty Pound Fat Girl and Her Five Husbands – Chapter 277

Chapter 277

"Young master, you've woken up. Have something to eat first, the soup I made tastes good. After you're done eating, we should leave for the Fengshuo Country soon."

"Hmph, hmph, hmph..."


Seeing the puzzled look in Lin Zaozao's eyes, Gu Shan sniffed and said in a whimpering voice.

"Wuwuwu... Zaozao..."

Seeing Gu Shan's whimpering appearance, Lin Zaozao immediately felt heartbroken. Since he is pregnant now, constant crying will not be good for his body.

Lin Zaozao walked forward, reached out and wiped away his tears, signaling with his eyes for him not to cry.

After all, even if he wanted to comfort him with words, he couldn't! He is just a pig now, oinking and grunting.

"Zaozao, after we eat, we'll have to leave soon to go to the Fengshuo Country and behead the Female Emperor of Fengshuo.

Last night, Princess Qianyue and Lvzhi sent us a message, saying that under Lord Han Ye's cooperation, they have already trapped the Female Emperor of Fengshuo in the imperial palace.

As for how to deal with the Female Emperor of Fengshuo, Lord Han Ye said that you have to handle it personally, he can't intervene."

Hearing Ye Yi's words, Lin Zaozao couldn't help but sigh. Just now, he was still hoping to stay in the bedroom for three days, waiting for his nose and ears to recover before going out!

But the reality is, he has to go out after finishing his meal. Wearing a pig's head, he's really afraid of being treated as a monster and burned.

Luckily, his husbands and Dashan are truly good to him. Even if he's wearing this pig's head now, they haven't despised him at all.

Seemingly noticing Lin Zaozao's hesitation, Xiao Liuli walked forward and took out a veil from behind, handing it to Lin Zaozao.

"Elder sister..."

"Hmph, hmph, hmph... Hmph!"

"Elder sister, what did you say? I don't understand."

Seeing Xiao Liuli's puzzled expression, Lin Zaozao sighed and turned around to search the room for a brush, ink, and paper.

But after looking around, he couldn't even find a single brush.

Sighing lightly, Lin Zaozao took Xiao Liuli's hand and walked to the table, pouring a cup of tea, and using his finger dipped in the tea to write on the table.

"Call me 'darling' when we're in the bedroom."

The few people around the table saw Lin Zaozao's scribbles that looked like dog paw prints.

"Zaozao, you want Xiao Liuli to call you 'darling'. Then what should me and Ye Yi call you?"

Little Xibei said with a slight pout.

"Call me 'sweetheart', 'darling', 'my life'."

Lin Zaozao wrote again.

"Ha! Zaozao, you really know how to give yourself names. 'Sweetheart', 'darling', 'my life', calling you that outside wouldn't you be laughed at?"

Hearing Little Xibei's sour voice, Lin Zaozao turned his head and gave him a half-eyed glare, then wrote on the table again.

"You call me 'goddess'!"

"Goddess? With a pig nose and pig ears, a goddess." Little Xibei reached out and pinched Lin Zaozao's two pink pig ears, his eyes full of laughter.

Seeing Little Xibei's mocking smile, Lin Zaozao bared his teeth at him and lifted his foot to stomp on Little Xibei's toes.

If only he could speak now, he would have cursed him out.

Actually daring to mock him!

"Elder sister, don't..."

Before Xiao Liuli could finish, Lin Zaozao pointed to the "darling" written on the table, signaling him to call that.FiNd pdtes on n()/vln(.)cm

Looking into Lin Zaozao's shiny eyes, Xiao Liuli thought for a moment, then spoke the words "my wife".

Seeing Xiao Liuli's flushed face, Lin Zaozao sighed lightly. Well, before last night, he still thought he would only see Xiao Liuli as his own little brother!

But last night! Under the influence of the system's medicine, he had actually seduced the two brothers at the same time.

He, is really no better than a beast!

But the result is, it just felt so good! If Xiao Liuli could be a little fatter, would the experience be even better?

Indeed, regardless of male or female, everyone is very lustful.

Just as Lin Zaozao was looking at Xiao Liuli's blushing face and thinking improperly, Dashan's voice timely pulled him back to his senses.

"Young master, hurry up and eat. The food will taste bad if it gets cold."

After nodding at Dashan, Lin Zaozao took Gu Shan and Xiao Liuli's hands and walked towards the dining table.

Seeing the full table of dishes, Lin Zaozao looked up and gave Dashan a thumbs up with his hand.

Dashan's cooking skills are really unparalleled.

It's a good thing the system gave him the beauty elixir that can help with weight loss, otherwise with Dashan's way of feeding him, he would have become a ball by now.

Now that the one-month limit is over, when he gives others the marrow cleansing liquid and beauty elixir, he'll start gaining weight again.

Fortunately, there's no one who needs his treatment now.

After beheading the Female Emperor of Fengshuo, he'll have to go to the Frigid Region to rescue Murong Hai from there.

After rescuing Murong Hai, it'll be time for him to return to Lan City and find Princess Ye Xi to restore his past life memories.

What exactly did he experience in his past life?

While lost in thought, Lin Zaozao unconsciously picked up a teacup, wanting to drink it, but he found that as soon as he lowered his head, his tall pig nose would directly plunge into the teacup.

With just a slight exhalation, the teacup would make a "gurgling" bubble sound.

In the quiet dining room, the "gurgling" sound coming from Lin Zaozao's pig nose instantly attracted everyone's attention.

Ye Yi raised his head and saw Lin Zaozao using his pig nose as a straw, constantly blowing bubbles in the tea.

Probably because he was too excited, Lin Zaozao's two pig ears were also flapping.

Looking at this, he really is adorable!

The few people at the table stopped eating with their chopsticks and silently watched Lin Zaozao using his pig nose to blow bubbles.

For a moment, the entire dining table had a warm and cozy atmosphere.

Lin Zaozao's personality is very cheerful, so cheerful that no matter what difficulties he encounters, he will face them with a smile.

Just like now, the way he's blowing bubbles!

Until Lin Zaozao had blown enough bubbles, he only then belatedly realized that everyone sitting at the dining table was watching him using his pig nose to blow bubbles in the teacup.

Sniffing his big nose, Lin Zaozao used his chopsticks to pick up a mouthful of food and put it in Gu Shan's bowl, gesturing with his hand for everyone to eat quickly.

"Zaozao, how does it feel to blow bubbles with your pig nose? Is it fun?"

Faced with Little Xibei's question, Lin Zaozao nodded affirmatively.

Of course it's fun. After all, this pig nose of his is not something everyone can have.

"Zaozao, when will your nose and ears return to normal? Or will you have to live with a pig nose and pig ears forever?"

Ye Yi asked worriedly.

Lin Zaozao held up three fingers.

"Zaozao, are you saying your nose and ears will be normal again in three days?"

Lin Zaozao nodded.

"That's good. Three days will pass quickly."

Ye Yi let out a long sigh of relief.

Seeing Ye Yi's relaxed expression, Lin Zaozao used his chopsticks to pick up a mouthful of food for him, signaling him to eat quickly.

"Zaozao, hurry up and eat too, we have to set off after we're done."

"Hmph, hmph, hmph..."

(I know.)

Hearing Lin Zaozao's grunts, the faces of Ye Yi and the few people were all unable to hide their smiles.

After finishing the meal, Lin Zaozao stood at the door and looked out with a heavy heart.

The sky was blue, the clouds were white, and the sun was warm and cozy.

Everything was good, the only bad thing was that he is now a pig-headed monster.

Wearing this face, how can he go out? If he runs into someone he knows, he'll be embarrassed to death!

"My wife, we should pack up and leave."

Hearing Xiao Liuli's slightly awkward voice, Lin Zaozao turned back and held his hand.

Seeing Xiao Liuli's flushed face, Lin Zaozao had wanted to lean in and kiss her. Last night, they had confirmed their relationship as husband and wife. If she were to now act coy and say she only sees Xiao Liuli as a younger sibling, that would make her a very unpleasant person.

To sleep with someone and then disown them, how would that make her any different from a shameless woman?

But as Lin Zaozao brought her face close to Xiao Liuli's, she realized that her protruding pig-like nose was in the way.

Their eyes met, and Lin Zaozao proudly nudged Xiao Liuli's face with her big pig nose, her eyes filled with amusement.

People say that pigs root for big cabbages. Now, this pig of hers was rooting for this little cabbage in front of her.

And this little cabbage standing before her was quite a delicate beauty.

Just as Lin Zaozao was joyfully nuzzling Xiao Liuli's face with her pig nose, Little Xibei standing nearby could no longer bear to watch.

He walked up to Lin Zaozao, grabbed her pig nose, and pulled her towards the mirror.

"Hmph hmph hmph!"

(It hurts!)

Lin Zaozao grabbed Little Xibei's wrist with both hands, but didn't forget to call out for help from Gu Shan.

"Master, release her. You're hurting Zaozao."

Hearing Lin Zaozao's plea, Gu Shan slapped away Little Xibei's hand that was pinching Lin Zaozao's nose, then turned around and tenderly looked at the teary-eyed Lin Zaozao.

"Does it hurt?"

Gu Shan gently stroked Lin Zaozao's reddened pig nose, asking worriedly.

Lin Zaozao quickly nodded.

Hearing that it hurt, Gu Shan's eyes turned murderous as he looked at Little Xibei.

"Ah! Gu Shan, you are a skilled martial artist. I just lightly pinched Zaozao's nose, I didn't mean to hurt her."

"But your hand was still too much!"

Gu Shan coldly glared at the hand that had pinched Lin Zaozao's nose, his hand unconsciously reaching for the dagger at his waist.

Seeing Gu Shan was about to get serious, Lin Zaozao quickly grabbed his hand, signaling him not to act rashly.

Meeting Lin Zaozao's anxious gaze, Gu Shan withdrew the hand that had been on the hilt of the dagger.

After tenderly rubbing Lin Zaozao's pig nose, he turned to look at Little Xibei.

"Master, Zaozao is just a young lady. Her nose and ears suddenly changed like this in the morning. Even if she didn't say anything, it doesn't mean she's not upset. But you, instead of comforting her, you dared to bully her and pinch her nose.

No matter if it hurts or not, as long as she doesn't want it, you cannot bully her. If you dare to pinch her nose again, I'll chop off that unnecessary claw of yours!"

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